Monday, June 18, 2007

MALAYSIA BOLEH?

Hmm.. Since i have nothing to do.. I've come across something funny but realistic..
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Okay, here's how it goes..
In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 per month (where father works, mother as a housewife).
Well, there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but to make
things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure.
Okla, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has a Papa, a Mama (doesn't include papa's mistress), 1 daughter and 1 son. Just nice - a moderate family.
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The calculation STARTS..
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Electricity and water bill - RM100
No air-cond, No home theatre, No water heater.. ok?
Phone bill ( Telekom ) - RM100
No high speed broadband - Streamyx.
Meals for a happy family - RM775
3 meals on RM25 per day, BUT RM25 for 4 person??
Papa's teatime at work or during working hrs - RM155
RM5 per day, RM5.. Can eat what?
Car repayment - RM400
A Proton Saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment
Petrol (living in city, traffic jam) - RM300
go to work, bring son to school,only can afford one car running
Insurance - RM650
kids, Mama and Papa
House repayment - RM750
Low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!
Tuition - RM80
Cheap ass tuition. Classes at the roadside one.
Older childrens pocket money at school - RM20
RM1 per day, chiak sai ah?
School fees - RM30
Enough to pay for toilet's maintainance only.
School books and etc - RM100
Photostated textbooks ONLY.
Younger children milk powder - RM50
Cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA, KNN one.. Too expensive.
Miscellaneous - RM100
Toiletpaper, shampoo, toothbrush, etc..

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OH WAIT!

I have to stop here, so..

NO ASTRO
NO MOVIES AT CINEMA
NO DVD
NO CD
NO ONLINE
NO KFC
NO McD
NO OUTINGS DURING WEEKENDS petrol expensive
NO CHIT CHATTING ON PHONE.
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Now, let's use a calculator to total up..
WALAO EH!
SHIT! RM3,610 already..
EPF haven deduct..
Income tax leh??
already RM3,610 ..
How to survive lah people??
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle somemore? How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysian population, there are millions of Malaysians which still don't earn RM3,00 a month!
What is this? MALAYSIA BOLEH?
Sorry..
It should be MALAYSIANS BOLEH,
because we're still alive and kicking here!! =.=

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